Quotes

Rest in Peace!

So I have taken it upon myself to walk a path where no one else chooses to. I draw strength from the spirits of the dead

Playtime's over, sit down and shut up

Pain is the name of the game

If you feel froggy, jump

I don't need a reason to fight, I just need somebody TO fight

Until nothing do us part

There will be no mercy, only slain bodies and taken souls

You shouldn't be afraid, you should be terrified

May the hounds of Hell, eat your rotting soul, and you will, Rest In Peace

I think it's time, you got your pencil neck geek ass out here, and faced, the REAPER

You better not worry about that belt, worry about me punching a 6 inch hole in your chest

I, am going, to bury, you, ALIVE!

Don't you realize that you cannot destroy that, which does not wish to perish?

For when you look into the eyes of the Reaper, you will know, your time has come

Evil comes in all shapes and sizes

1990

I'm the reality...of Death.

1991

Time is at hand Hogan, there's no place to run...there's no place to hide...no heros with chairs and no crucifixs, just the Undertaker's predatory...
To Hulk Hogan, October

The Immortal Hulk Hogan...there are NO immortal's on the Dark Side...there is NO escape from the Dark Side...there you will learn Hulkamania..is dead.
To Hulk Hogan before Survivor Series 1991

1994
The spirit of The Undertaker lives within the soul of all mankind. The eternal flame of life that cannot be extinguished. The origin of which cannot be explained. The answer lies in the everlasting spirit. Soon all mankind will witness the rebirth of The Undertaker. I will not Rest In Peace.
To everyone, Royal Rumble

The only thing you will hear, Yokozuna...is the helms of hell...baying for your soul!
To Yokozuna, Undertaker's Workshop, January

Merry Christmas, Yokozuna... Ho...Ho...HOOOOO!
To Yokozuna, Undertaker's Workshop, January

1996
Creatures of the Night...are you prepared for the feast? For when all is said and done at WrestleMania...all that will be left is the battered carcase of one...Big Daddy Coooool.
To the crowd, Raw, March

Diesel...the body that was thrown in that casket...died a quicken sudden death...unlike the one that you must endure...for Diesel...you left me no other choice. When you placed your hands upong Paul Bearer...you sealed your fate at a single moment. The shining star that was your future...has become a dismal light...for WrestleMania...in one weeks time...with one hand...I'll crush you and throw your soul into internal darkness.
To Diesel, WWF Superstars (At the Graveyard), March 23rd

It's time the reaper enters the serpent's lair.
To Mankind, Raw, July

Mankind, my work here is nearly at its end...as is your existence...on this Earth. All that's left to do is to feel this grave with your rotting, maggot infested carcase. You won't have a nice day, and you sure wont...Rest...In...Peace!
To Mankind (At the Graveyard), Raw, September 23rd

1997
When the blood flowed, I took the blood and signed your death warrant with it...at Ground Zero, you will pay, and you WILL pay the ultimate price. Shawn Michaels, you will... REST...IN...PEACE!
To Shawn Michaels, Raw

Shawn Michaels has his date with destiny. At Hell in the Cell, there's only one way out, and that's over... my dead body. Unfortunately for Shawn Michaels, I can never rest in peace. But I sure can enjoy watching Shawn Michaels's rotting corpse burn in eternal damnation.
To Shawn Michaels Raw, September 22nd

1998
I will walk straight through the fire's of Hell to face you Kane
To Kane, Raw

You will know my name, as the Lord of Darkness
To Kane, Raw, March 2nd

Welcome, to Hell! And the demon, who will lead you, into eternal, damnation
To Kane, Raw, March 2nd

I've felt your wrath...now you're gonna feel mine
To Kane, Raw, March 17th

Mother...Father...I've done some things in my life for which I'm not very proud, and I'm sure there's been occasions...where I haven't lived up to your expectations of me. I can only hope that now you understand...that I've come to my crossroads. The Devil himself stands before me in the form of my own flesh and blood...of my own brother, Kane. Mother, please forgive me for the sin of which I am about to commit. A sin so heinous...but it's something that must be done. And in the end, I only hope that together, as one, we can rest in peace...a family once again. And if such is not the case, I alone am willing to serve my penance. I am willing to burn in my own damnation. I am willing to look my destiny in the eye, and go where the Reaper leads me. Please understand...he's given me no other choice. I have to fight. Just know that...I love you.
To His Parents Tombstones, Raw, March 23rd

You need to watch your ass, because the next time you get out of line with either one of us, you're gonna be the one handicapped, and that, I will promise!
To Vince McMahon, Raw, September 28th

There has been a reconciliation...Brother Paul has come home to lead my Ministry of Darkness...now what we have is a beginning of a new era...and we will unleash a plague for which the World Wrestling Federation has never seen...those of you who do not declare, shall be DECLARED!
To WWF Superstars, Raw

1999
In time I will own the World Wrestling Federation, as one by one they will fall to my Ministry

I hate everyone! But Austin, your name is on top of the list. Who in the hell do you think you are?

I will strike down upon thee with anger and furious vengeance!

Alright young man, sing along time is over. What you're doing is you're out here your mouths writing cheques your ass can't cash. What you fail to realise boy is I've crippled more people than polio, you can't be the first but you will be the next, so in response to your little nursery rhyme, let me put it like this Rock, it's time for you to go to the learning tree, King of the Ring I accept.
To The Rock, Raw, June 14th

Can I withstand the charge of the brahma bull, what question is that? I've got a question for you. What happens when you rip the balls off of a bull.
To The Rock, King Of The Ring 1999

I don’t know who you are or who you think you are but judging by that peach fuzz your growing on your chin, I’ve got more shower time than you got ring time and if you ever interrupt me again it will be the last time, and that is a promise
To Chris Jericho, Raw, August 16th

You need to shut up before I come up that ramp and rip your throat out

Austin...what it is I want...is your blood
To Austin, Raw

Fully Loaded...I want a rematch for the World Wrestling Federation Title...a First...Blood...Match.
To Austin, Raw

It was you who made the deal with Austin...the Hell with business...with Austin, its personal.
To Vince McMahon, Raw

2001
I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I’m still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass!

Try me I'll make you famous

It's my yard!

I like to bleed, it turns me on!
Raw, January 29th

I don't make mistakes, I bury them

Hey, do you think that on the way we can stop and get some donuts?
To the police, SmackDown! March 29th

Nobody made me, nobody owns me, and nobody sure as hell tells me what to do!

Mess with my family, and I will hurt you!

You better give your soul to the Lord, because your ass belongs to me!

There's no shame in fighting and getting your ass kicked, there's no honour in not fighting at all
To WWF Superstars, SmackDown!

2002
Say What!? if you sleep with your sister.
To the fans, Raw, April 8th

I said do I have your attention…good!
To the fans, Raw, May 20th

You WILL respect the Undertaker!
To the fans, Raw, May 20th

If you cross my path and do not change directions you will pay the consequences

If I want to be a tattooed fire breathing dragon, well that's alright with you.
To the fans, Raw, August 19th

I can do whatever I want, I can say whatever I want and all I got to do is be able to back it up with these soup bones.
To the fans, Raw, August 19th

I want first crack at the young blood.
To Triple H, Raw, August 26th

Let me guarantee you something...the Hell that I've been through, is nothing...is nothing compared to the Hell that I'm gonna put you two through.
To Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman, SmackDown!

Nobody appreciates head games more than me, hell I’ve taken people out of the game before they were even in it.
To Brock Lesnar, SmackDown!, October 24th

I may be a broken-down has been, but I’d rather be a broken-down has been, than a giant...that never was.
To Big Show, SmackDown!, October 24th

2003
You see, I've adopted a new philosophy, and that is, just shut up and fight
To the fans, SmackDown!, January 23rd

I expect...to be respected.
Interview, SmackDown!

It's been a long time since Big Evil's had his title shot.
To Brock Lesnar, SmackDown!, September 25th

If you got a problem leaving the yard I'd be glad to help you.
To Brock Lesnar, SmackDown!, September 25th

You may be laughing now but you wont be in a minute
To Brock Lesnar, SmackDown!, September 25th

I don't forgive and I don't forget
To Brock Lesnar, SmackDown!, September 25th

You've got a date with the Deadman,
To Brock Lesnar, SmackDown!, September 25th

A chain itself isn't dangerous, the person swinging the chain makes it dangerous.
To Michael Cole, SmackDown!, October 16th

And you or nobody else has any idea, how sick, twisted and maniacal I can be, you've got no idea.
To Paul Heyman, SmackDown! October 23rd

2004
Paul I have no other choice. Rest...in...Peace!
To Paul Bearer, Great American Bash

You...Me...SummerSlam!
To JBL, SmackDown!, July 22nd

I want you to witness first hand what happens to those souls who think they can look into the eye of the dragon.
To Paul Heyman, SmackDown!, October 28th

2005
The days of your life are passing like the sands through the hour glass.
To Heidenreich, SmackDown!, January 20th

Through the years there have been many dragons who have tried to lay siege to my kingdom and one by one they all suffered the same fate...painful defeat.
To Randy Orton, SmackDown!, March 24th

What you've done is awaken the beast, because the entity that had laid dormant for so long is now awake. The beast shall rise from the ashes and tonight, there will be a victim, and tonight there will be a sacrifice!
To Randy Orton, SmackDown!, March 24th

It took one slap, one slap across my face, sealed your son's fate. This Sunday at WrestleMania, Randy Orton will Rest in Peace!
To Bob Orton, SmackDown!, March 31st

Wait! Death waits for no one!
To Randy Orton, SmackDown!, June 23rd

Orton...at SummerSlam you and your father had your fun at my expense. Now, you can hide behind all the rubber mask that you like, but you can't hide...from the Deadman. And soon, you will find out what Death and the Undertaker have in common...we wait for no man. Randy Orton, your time...has come.
To Randy Orton, SmackDown!, September 9th

Poor unfortunate souls, I understand that the Orton's aren't afraid of caskets, well I've taken the liberty to build a special casket for you, and seeing as how you are not afraid, I would like for you to take a look inside...no actually I dare you to look inside, go ahead, take a peak, look and see what your fate has in store for this Sunday at No Mercy. Rest...In...Peace.
To Randy and Bob Orton, SmackDown!, October 7th

Hello Randy...what, you don't know who this is? This is the man who you tried to kill. This is the UNDERTAKER!
To Randy Orton, SmackDown!, December 2nd

Randy you're going with me straight to Hell...Hell in the Cell!
To Randy Orton, SmackDown!, December 2nd

Randy Orton...you're in the fastlane now, boyyyy! The fastlane...on the Highway to Hell! Enjoy the ride...
To Randy Orton, SmackDown!, December 9th

Enjoying the ride, Randy? Well, the Highway to Hell doesn't stop...until you come to a dead end! Armageddon...Hell In A Cell!
To Randy Orton, SmackDown!, December 9th